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Previously on Deadbeat...

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Ghosts stick around

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when they have unfinished business.

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I never got to have sex.

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I died a virgin.

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So, what were you, like a dentist?

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I was an avant-gardist.

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- You see me?
- Is that your first

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or your last name?

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- What?
- What?

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Finishing unfinished business

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is my business.

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My guest today is

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celebrated paranormal communicator

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Camomile White.

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Camomile White is a fraud.

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Sue?

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And when I get paid,

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I'm gonna come back for you.

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I'm gonna rescue you from Camomile.

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Ms. White, please, I believe in Kevin.

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Oh my God, Sue, you're dead.

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I can't move into my light

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until my body is buried at sea.

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It didn't work.

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Maybe your unfinished business

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is something else.

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We'll figure it out.

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I'll help you, every day.

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No matter how long it takes.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Well, shall we get going or... ?

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Yeah, yeah.

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I feel like we've been standing here

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for, like, a year.

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No!

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Psych, I'm totally kidding!

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Yo, no, no, no, no.

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Put that away, put that away.

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What? No, look, it's her finger.

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- Roofie, it's cute.
- I see what it is, man.

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Dude, so what the hell is your end game?

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Uh... what do you mean?

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You keepin' her on as a ghost on purpose?

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Yeah.

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Then what?

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Well, I haven't really thought

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that far ahead, okay, Roofie?

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But all I know is,

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I really like this girl, okay?

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I like her a lot and for

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the first time in my life,

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it feels like maybe somehow

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a girl likes me back.

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That's a big deal to me, okay?

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Also, I asked her to live with me,

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so I need you to hold on to the finger.

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- Hell no.
- Yes.

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- Hell no.
- Just touch it.

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This is what I'm talking about.

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You can't build a relationship on lies.

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- Why not?
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you're terrible at lying.

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- No I'm not.
- Now Sue believes

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she has some other unfinished business

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that you have to go on a wild goose chase

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to solve.

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Great job.

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A little credit, please.

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I have it under control.

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Okay, yeah, we'll see.

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We'll see. Hey, listen.

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This... I don't.

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Just touch it.

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Phew, ready?

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Sue's Potential Unfinished Business

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Finish this list.

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Well, I guess that wasn't it either.

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- Shoot.
- It's useless.

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I'm never gonna figure it out.

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No, no, no, we will, we will.

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Let's do something to
take your mind off it.

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There's a Felonies and Misdemeanors

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marathon on today.

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Let's watch that together.

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The noise complaint was called in

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at 10 p.m. but the party

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was clearly over at 9.

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How's that possible?

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It's not possible.

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It's not even a crime.

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Unless... Daylight savings.

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Daylight savings, I knew it.

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I was there with them.

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That's a goddamn misdemeanor.

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Ah, genius.

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I heard they had to replace the two leads

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'cause they wanted bigger trailers.

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My ex used to love this show.

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- Your ex?
- Not ex, just this guy

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who I saw a couple of times.

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I thought it was gonna turn into

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something serious but then

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outta nowhere, he just ghosted me.

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Ew, gross. Sue!

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What? No.

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He ghosted me,

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like he stopped responding

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to my calls and texts,

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vanished into thin air.

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Oh, I thought...

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I thought you meant when a guy stands

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over you and just completely

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covers your face with his...

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Nothing. Never mind.

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Wait, maybe that's my unfinished business.

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Ew, gross. Sue!

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What? No. Glen, the ex.

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We were supposed to have

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a date by the river

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but then he never showed.

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He never even called.

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It really effed me up.

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That's total B.S.

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We gotta go find that guy.

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Yeah, we should find him.

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We should absolutely and you can

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finally confront him.

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And figure out what I did wrong.

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Yeah! No. What?

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Does the color red

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mean anything to you?

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My husband, Thomas,

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he always wore a red hat.

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And you two loved melon picking.

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Eh... no.

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Hold on a second, Linda,

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close your eyes with me.

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Breathe again.

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A bowling team.

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I just can't believe it.

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Linda.

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It's okay, Linda.

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Thomas died driving home

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from the bowling alley.

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He was so angry.

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Because you had lost...

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I was cheating on him.

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... monogamy.

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Thomas has completely forgiven you.

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He has moved on

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and he is at peace now.

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He is...

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What... my God.

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- Was that him?
- No, that wasn't him.

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That was the ghost

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of a former tenant or something.

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A melon magnate

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who hates plates.

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Not important.

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All this is not important to us.

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What is important

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is your husband, Thomas.

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He is now completely at peace.

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Thomas?

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This definitely does not seem

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like he is at peace.

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Please, Ms. White,

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do I need to stop banging his brother?

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No!

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This is... Cut!

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This is not going to work.

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What...

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Everybody take five.

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You okay, Ms. White?

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Need a little something? Some water?

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One of those legally prescribed

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"calm me down" pills?

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No, I don't need pills.

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I need...

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This is his place.

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Can't wait to give this dickhead

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a piece of your mind.

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Oh!

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Hey, talk about perfect timing, huh?

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No, no, not at all.

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Actually, do you mind
shutting the door again?

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I want to use the loud knocking

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to pump myself up, you know?

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Excuse me.

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Oh, all right, bye, Zoila.

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Bye, Mr. Glen.

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I'll see you real soon, okay?

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Yeah, shit, I had a whole thing.

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Now I'm, like, totally thrown off.

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Oh, okay, no, I'm sorry.

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Please, just take your time.

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Yeah, okay, thank you.

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So...

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... this dickhead a piece of your mind.

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Run up the stairs. Doo-doo-doo!

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"Can I help you?"

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"No, I don't think you can help me

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'cause you don't help anyone."

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Ah yes, right, right!

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Because you enjoy hurting others

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for your own sick pleasure.

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- Don't you?
- Oh, golly, no.

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I'm a doctor.

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A doctor!

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So... you...

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exploiter people's illnesses and injuries

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for your own sick profit, don't you?

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Oh, well, actually,

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I'm a volunteer.

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Yeah, I come from a lot of money,

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so I usually just donate my salary

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back to the hospital.

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Oh.

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Ask him about me.

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Oh, right, yeah.

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Yeah, eh, anyway.

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I'm a medium and I'm here

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with the ghost of Sue...

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Tabernacle.

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Tabernacle?

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Sue Tabernacle.

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Sue Tabernacle?

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Yeah.

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Oh, don't cry. What are...

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No!

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Uh...

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I can't believe it.

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After all this time,

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I finally find her and she's dead.

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What are you, what are you,

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what are you talking about?

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Sue and I used to date.

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Yes, I know, I know all this already.

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I'm a med...

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You were supposed to meet her down by

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the river and you stood her up.

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No, no, I didn't!

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I had it all planned out.

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Wine and cheese.

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I even brought my laptop

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with a special playlist

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I'd made just for that day.

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But on the way there,

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something happened.

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I knew if that taxi hit those bottles,

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they'd be worthless

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and that man wouldn't be able to drink

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his sorrows away.

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So I did what any man would do.

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Sorry!

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My leg was broken

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in two places.

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Yeah, well, Sue's heart

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was broken in three places.

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You could have at least called.

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No, I couldn't!

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Because my phone was broken

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in four places.

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I lost all my contacts.

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Especially Sue's.

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Yeah, well, Sue doesn't buy that

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your phone wasn't backed up

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to your computer.

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Yes, it was.

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My laptop.

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But I had to break it in half

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to use it as a splint.

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I had no idea where Sue lived.

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I knew if I didn't reach her

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before she left that park,

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I'd lose her forever.

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But I was too late.

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No!

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There you go, the relationship

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literally ended by accident.

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There's no reason for us
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Wait, maybe there's a different reason

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why we're here.

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Maybe Glen and I need to reconnect.

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- Sue...
- Wait!

287
00:09:38,320 --> 00:09:40,190
Maybe there is a reason you're here.

288
00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,460
Maybe this is fate

289
00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,560
giving us a second chance.

290
00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,090
Maybe Sue and I just...

291
00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,230
need to reconnect.

292
00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,840
Of course I remember that gelato place.

293
00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:04,510
How funny was the signage?

294
00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:06,180
Such poor choice of words.

295
00:10:06,180 --> 00:10:07,510
Oh yeah, Sue remembers

296
00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:09,480
and she also thought the sign was funny.

297
00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,950
But, uh, again,

298
00:10:10,950 --> 00:10:12,850
you had to be there, so...

299
00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:14,120
Oh, oh my God.

300
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,490
Do you remember when we snuck

301
00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,190
onto that baseball field that night?

302
00:10:17,190 --> 00:10:19,060
Yes!

303
00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:20,160
Uh, Sue remembers

304
00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,230
and she's blushing. Next.

305
00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,190
Do you remember when we got

306
00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:23,460
to second base?

307
00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:25,330
I hope that you are talking about

308
00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:27,270
the actual second base.

309
00:10:27,270 --> 00:10:28,870
- Yeah, I am.
- Oh, you are?

310
00:10:28,870 --> 00:10:30,100
Oh, good.

311
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,400
So, what happened on second base?

312
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,800
Oh, we totally had sex.

313
00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,970
Okay, I really have to use

314
00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:35,870
the bathroom now.

315
00:10:35,870 --> 00:10:37,080
- Okay.
- Okay.

316
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,380
There's two on this level.

317
00:10:46,890 --> 00:10:48,220
_

318
00:10:49,350 --> 00:10:50,760
Yo, what up?

319
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:51,890
Roofie, I need your advice, man,

320
00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:53,160
it's all going to shit.

321
00:10:53,160 --> 00:10:54,460
Yo, Pac, I can barely hear you, man.

322
00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:55,990
Are you in a tsunami?

323
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,400
You have to speak up, I can't hear you,

324
00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:58,530
I turned the shower on
so no one can hear me

325
00:10:58,530 --> 00:10:59,960
having a phone conversation.

326
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,330
Okay, well, now I can't hear you.

327
00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:02,400
Roofie, I can barely hear you over

328
00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,800
the noise of the shower.

329
00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,540
No, no... Pac, turn the shower off

330
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,010
because I can't hear you.

331
00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:08,340
Oh, I think we got a bad connection.

332
00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:09,870
No, no, we don't have a bad connection,

333
00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,880
you got the shower...

334
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,140
If you turn the shower off,

335
00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:13,850
you won't have a bad connection.

336
00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:15,210
Bad connection.

337
00:11:15,210 --> 00:11:17,150
Ah!

338
00:11:17,150 --> 00:11:20,250
Hello?

339
00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:25,420
I'm back.

340
00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,760
I'm so sorry about that.

341
00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:28,460
That was a little rude.

342
00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,760
Where were we?

343
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:31,030
Kevin, can you tell Glen

344
00:11:31,030 --> 00:11:32,760
I wish I had reached out sooner?

345
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:33,970
Sure, I wish that

346
00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,300
I had reached out sooner.

347
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:36,900
- You do?
- What? No.

348
00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,200
Tell him it came from me.

349
00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:39,800
- It came from me.
- What came from you?

350
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,070
No, tell him that part

351
00:11:41,070 --> 00:11:42,140
came from me.

352
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,210
Part of it came from me.

353
00:11:43,210 --> 00:11:45,010
Which part came from you?

354
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:46,540
No, tell him Sue.

355
00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:48,050
- Sue.
- I'm sorry,

356
00:11:48,050 --> 00:11:49,750
I'm a little bit lost here.

357
00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,250
Glen apologizes for getting lost

358
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:52,350
in the conversation.

359
00:11:52,350 --> 00:11:53,280
Why are you acting weird?

360
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,420
Am I?

361
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,020
I'm sorry, I don't...

362
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:59,220
You know what, I have a terrible headache

363
00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,260
that's kinda brewing up.

364
00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:01,390
Oh yeah, of course.

365
00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,490
Can I have a lie-down, or... ?

366
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:03,930
Yes, I totally get it, man.

367
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,130
This has been a big day

368
00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:06,260
for all of us.

369
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,500
- Yeah.
- But I really...

370
00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,200
I would love to talk to Sue again.

371
00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,300
- I bet.
- Maybe we can

372
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:12,070
finish that date we never had.

373
00:12:12,070 --> 00:12:14,440
Maybe tomorrow.

374
00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,240
- Please?
- Yeah.

375
00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:17,980
Um, Sue would like to know

376
00:12:17,980 --> 00:12:19,810
if you are free tomorrow.

377
00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:21,850
Oh, uh, that's tricky.

378
00:12:21,850 --> 00:12:24,050
I'm actually getting married tomorrow.

379
00:12:24,050 --> 00:12:25,280
- Married! Ha!
- Married?

380
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,820
Oh, no, it's not what you think.

381
00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:28,050
It's just so Zoila,

382
00:12:28,050 --> 00:12:29,150
my Guatemalan cleaning lady,

383
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:30,490
can get her green card.

384
00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:31,890
So it'll be easier for her to send money

385
00:12:31,890 --> 00:12:33,090
back home to her sister

386
00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,290
who's in desperate need

387
00:12:34,290 --> 00:12:35,830
of gender reassignment surgery.

388
00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:37,300
Oh!

389
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,760
But hey, that's at 2.

390
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:39,830
How's 2:30?

391
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,000
"Oh, sure, Sue,"

392
00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,070
I'll totally help you reconnect

393
00:12:45,070 --> 00:12:46,240
with your dreamy ex-boyfriend.

394
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:47,370
"That's a good idea."

395
00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,810
Idiot!

396
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,740
Guy makes me look like Miss Piggy.

397
00:12:50,740 --> 00:12:52,080
Come on!

398
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,150
Not now.

399
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,250
Oh, come on, unbelievable.

400
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,050
What's next, rain?

401
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:02,950
Well, at least one lucky thing

402
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,090
happened today.

403
00:13:05,090 --> 00:13:06,790
Well, well, well,

404
00:13:06,790 --> 00:13:08,460
if it isn't my favorite

405
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:11,860
sometime collaborator, Mr. Pacalioglu.

406
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,860
- What?
- Oh.

407
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,200
Let me help you here.

408
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,140
Listen, I know we've had our differences

409
00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:18,400
in the past, you and I.

410
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:19,770
Yeah, you stole my job,

411
00:13:19,770 --> 00:13:21,040
you humiliated me in front of

412
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,340
the New York press, and you made me

413
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:23,980
look like a dickhead in front of the mayor!

414
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:24,910
Like I said, we've had

415
00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:26,140
our differences.

416
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:27,880
But all that is in the past now, isn't it?

417
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:29,110
- Is it?
- I've got my own

418
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,920
reality TV show in the works

419
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,880
and I'd like to offer you a job.

420
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,950
- A job?
- Mm-hm.

421
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,390
Something humorous about that?

422
00:13:38,390 --> 00:13:40,460
What? No, no, I'm sorry,

423
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:41,490
I was thinking about something funny

424
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:42,530
from earlier.

425
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:43,900
So you'll take the job?

426
00:13:43,900 --> 00:13:45,860
What in the world do you think

427
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:47,270
you have to offer me that could make me

428
00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:50,000
want to work for you ever?

429
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,440
I can think of a few things.

430
00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:56,840
I'm sorry, Ms. White, but your...

431
00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,880
charms no longer hold sway over me.

432
00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,480
Something in your pants

433
00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:04,020
suggests the contrary.

434
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,020
Oh, that?

435
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,850
I was thinking about something sexy

436
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:09,490
from earlier.

437
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:12,120
I gotta go, I gotta go.

438
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:18,400
So, what, you just ran?

439
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,000
I just ran.

440
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,170
I did like a full bum out, boner jog

441
00:14:22,170 --> 00:14:23,870
but it was like "pew" down the street.

442
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:25,300
Fast. Tuck and duck.

443
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,540
Yeah, she was in my boner dust.

444
00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,010
I'm proud of you, man.

445
00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:29,310
You practiced some restraint, that's dope.

446
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:30,340
You know, and maybe this means

447
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:31,910
I'm finally over Camomile White

448
00:14:31,910 --> 00:14:33,140
or at the very least,

449
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,550
I've gotten really good at lying to myself

450
00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:35,350
about being over her.

451
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,810
So, either way.

452
00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:37,920
Yo, speaking of lies, how's it going

453
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,020
with your little ghost boo?

454
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,150
Uh...

455
00:14:40,150 --> 00:14:42,320
The ghost boo, lies situation

456
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,420
is not going very well, I fear.

457
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:45,890
I am now being asked to help her

458
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:49,130
get closure with her ex-boyfriend.

459
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,730
So, man up.

460
00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:51,760
Help her get closure, Pac.

461
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,230
I know, it's just that

462
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,470
there's not any real closure to be had.

463
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,900
And now the more that these two talk

464
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,900
to each other, the deeper she falls

465
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,340
under his nice guy spell.

466
00:14:59,340 --> 00:15:01,010
Time out, you listening
to what you're saying?

467
00:15:01,010 --> 00:15:03,040
You're saying the more they talk, right?

468
00:15:03,040 --> 00:15:04,210
Like, you the one running the show.

469
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,210
You the only one that can hear.

470
00:15:05,210 --> 00:15:06,340
Unless this guy develop

471
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,450
a talent for hearing ghosts,

472
00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:08,380
then as far as I see it

473
00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,450
you good, baby.

474
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,280
'Cause he's not, he's not gonna.

475
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:12,450
Closure, you know?

476
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,890
Okay, I got it.

477
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,190
No, no, I got it.

478
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:22,830
That felt exotic.

479
00:15:22,830 --> 00:15:24,860
What? Glen.

480
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:28,070
You died? What the hell, man?

481
00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:33,780
Craziest thing.

482
00:15:33,780 --> 00:15:35,250
I go into the bathroom

483
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:36,620
to take a bowel movement,

484
00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,920
I slip on a huge puddle of water,

485
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,620
crack my head wide open.

486
00:15:39,620 --> 00:15:40,660
Yeah, I guess I forgot to tuck

487
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,260
the liner into the tub

488
00:15:42,260 --> 00:15:43,860
before my last shower.

489
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,500
Yeah, yeah.

490
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,530
But hey, on the bright side,

491
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:50,330
now I can talk to Sue without a translator.

492
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:51,400
Looks like we can make that date

493
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,440
work without you.

494
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,710
Oh good, everybody wins.

495
00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:56,410
Everyone except Zoila.

496
00:15:56,410 --> 00:15:57,610
I'm sorry, who?

497
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:58,880
My Guatemalan cleaning lady.

498
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,340
Oh, yeah.

499
00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:01,650
Not being able to

500
00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,280
give her that green card will be

501
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:05,880
the biggest regret of my life.

502
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,650
The one thing I left unfinished.

503
00:16:09,450 --> 00:16:11,490
But what are you gonna do?

504
00:16:11,490 --> 00:16:13,490
I don't know.

505
00:16:13,490 --> 00:16:14,890
All right, well, I'm off

506
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,560
to my date.

507
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,400
So you want me to tail this guy?

508
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,500
Well, I can't bloody do it, can I?

509
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,670
He knows me.

510
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,970
I'm a famous television actor.

511
00:16:29,970 --> 00:16:30,970
Yes.

512
00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,680
A famous, brilliant

513
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:33,710
television actor

514
00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,910
who plays a detective.

515
00:16:35,910 --> 00:16:39,620
A strong, smart detective,

516
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:42,320
who always gets his man.

517
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,660
Or woman. Sorry.

518
00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:45,920
I mean, we just,

519
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,960
we are very careful on the show

520
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:50,360
to portray women as criminals too.

521
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,500
Be that detective, Matthew.

522
00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,230
For me.

523
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,370
So, I know you had your heart

524
00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,740
set on marrying Glen,

525
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:02,340
but for the before-mentioned reasons,

526
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,440
it ain't gonna happen.

527
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,840
Lo siento.

528
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,580
No Ingl?s.

529
00:17:06,580 --> 00:17:07,980
Let's see, how do I put this

530
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,680
delicately?

531
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,850
Uh, Mr. Glen...

532
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:12,950
S?, s?, Mr. Glen.

533
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:15,420
Whoop!

534
00:17:17,420 --> 00:17:19,020
Oh no!

535
00:17:19,020 --> 00:17:21,690
No! Mr. Glen!

536
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:22,930
I know, Mr. Glen,

537
00:17:22,930 --> 00:17:24,260
but... yeah, yeah, but, you know what,

538
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:25,460
it's okay.

539
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:26,600
It's okay, because you know why?

540
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:29,230
'Cause I'm gonna marry you.

541
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:30,930
I will marry you.

542
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:35,370
Zoila, look, look, I...

543
00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:36,940
Zoila.

544
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,510
Will you do me the honor of letting me

545
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:42,410
be the number one man in your life?

546
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,550
?T??

547
00:17:43,550 --> 00:17:44,750
Yeah, okay, number two man

548
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,350
in your life, Glen was option A,

549
00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:48,620
I'm option B, obviously.

550
00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:51,420
S?.

551
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:53,660
All right, yeah, option C, fine.

552
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,360
Whatever, do you want a green card or not?

553
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:57,390
Oh, espera, espera.

554
00:18:03,470 --> 00:18:04,570
We need to provide proof

555
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,440
of a meaningful relationship?

556
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,740
That could take hours!

557
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:43,610
_

558
00:18:43,610 --> 00:18:44,940
You have the necessary paperwork

559
00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,410
and proof of relationship?

560
00:18:46,410 --> 00:18:48,380
Yes, of course.

561
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,510
There you go.

562
00:18:49,510 --> 00:18:51,580
Should all be accounted for.

563
00:18:58,990 --> 00:19:01,590
How did you two like Paris?

564
00:19:01,590 --> 00:19:03,830
Fine. Expensive.

565
00:19:03,830 --> 00:19:06,500
And how'd you two like the moon?

566
00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:16,770
Good. It was warm.

567
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:18,780
- The moon was warm?
- Yeah, really warm.

568
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:20,480
Unseasonably warm.

569
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:21,780
That's why I was so sweaty.

570
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,250
Yeah, I took that picture

571
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,510
at the National Air and Space Museum

572
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,420
in D.C. two Labor Days ago.

573
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,850
It was hot as hell, right?

574
00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,320
- Roofie, you made it.
- I know.

575
00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,590
I thought you might need a witness.

576
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,830
One last question.

577
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:42,770
Since she clearly can't speak English,

578
00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:45,600
I take it you can speak Spanish?

579
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,840
S?.

580
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,940
- See?
- Mm-hm.

581
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,680
Good enough for me.

582
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,910
_

583
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:15,230
Hey! Hey. Hi, Sue!

584
00:20:15,230 --> 00:20:16,400
I am so sorry I'm late.

585
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,770
I got a little hung up

586
00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:21,340
but, uh, did Glen ever show up or... ?

587
00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,410
Actually, he did.

588
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:23,370
Yeah?

589
00:20:23,370 --> 00:20:24,410
As a ghost.

590
00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:26,410
As a what? As a ghost?

591
00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:27,440
It was crazy.

592
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,550
That is crazy.

593
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:29,680
But as soon as he saw me,

594
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,280
he turned into energy

595
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,550
and went into his light.

596
00:20:32,550 --> 00:20:33,680
Oh, well, look, Sue,

597
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,550
I know that you were...

598
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:36,890
really jazzed about getting back together

599
00:20:36,890 --> 00:20:37,960
with Glen or whatever.

600
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,320
What? No I wasn't.

601
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,560
What, you weren't?

602
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,260
No, I just thought that having him show up

603
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:44,900
for this date was my unfinished business.

604
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,960
Turns out it wasn't,

605
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:48,330
it was his.

606
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:51,370
All these attempts to
figure out why I'm a ghost,

607
00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:55,240
they just end in disappointment.

608
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:56,870
I, all right, Sue, listen...

609
00:20:56,870 --> 00:20:58,480
No wait, let me finish.

610
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:01,240
I realized something.

611
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,810
Going into the light

612
00:21:02,810 --> 00:21:04,610
will happen when it's supposed to happen.

613
00:21:04,610 --> 00:21:07,480
There's no use in obsessing over it.

614
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,550
That's why I decided I'm gonna start

615
00:21:09,550 --> 00:21:10,620
living in the moment.

616
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:11,920
That's good.

617
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,520
I got a pretty good thing right here.

618
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:15,390
You're talking about me, right?

619
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:20,700
All right, come on, let's go.

620
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,230
Let's get outta here.

621
00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,640
Oh, by the way, I hired a new housekeeper.

622
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,440
Just ignore her, okay?

623
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,540
Whoop, oh, I just walked you

624
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:35,680
through a chair.

625
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,590
Well, all right, I tailed him all day

626
00:21:47,590 --> 00:21:49,030
and I gotta say, Cam,

627
00:21:49,030 --> 00:21:50,260
I feel like one of your assistants.

628
00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:51,330
Don't be silly, you're just being

629
00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:52,600
a really good boyfriend.

630
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,030
If this is what your boyfriends do,

631
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:55,470
you are the most high maintenance

632
00:21:55,470 --> 00:21:57,000
girlfriend I've ever had.

633
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,170
What is that, chicken?

634
00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,040
Swan.

635
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,540
Anyway, here. I didn't hear much,

636
00:22:01,540 --> 00:22:02,570
but I think he was on a Bluetooth

637
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,710
talking to his lawyer.

638
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,110
And what makes you say that?

639
00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,440
'Cause he kept on saying "sue."

640
00:22:07,440 --> 00:22:09,050
Sue?

641
00:22:47,220 --> 00:22:51,220
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